Open Doors 开门人

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你仿佛在看一张平面室内图,有很多房间,也有很多扇门,门只能从一个方向打开,你要走到划“X”的目标地点,穿过一道一道的门吧,注意看图纸上开门的方向,不仅要推,有时候门还是要拉的。
操作方法:上下左右键控制。

Love and Time

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Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived: Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others, including Love.one day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so all constructed boats and left. Except for Love.
Love was theonlyone who stayed. Love wanted to hold out until the last possible moment.
When the island had almost sunk, Love decided to ask for help.
Richness was passing by Love in a grand boat. Love said,
“Richness, can you take me with you?”
Richness answered, “No, I can’t. There is a lot of gold and silver in my boat. There is no place here for you.”
Love decided to ask Vanity who was also passing by in a beautiful vessel. “Vanity, please help me!”
“I can’t help you, Love. You are all wet and might damage my boat,” Vanity answered.
Sadness was close by so Love asked, “Sadness, let me go with you.”
“Oh . . . Love, I am so sad that I need to be by myself!”
Happiness passed by Love, too, but she was so happy that she did not even hear when Love called her.
Suddenly, there was a voice, “Come, Love, I will take you.” It was an elder. So blessed and overjoyed, Love even forgot to ask the elder where they were going. When they arrived at dry land, the elder went her own way. Realizing how much was owed the elder,
Love asked Knowledge, another elder, “Who Helped me?”
“It was Time,” Knowledge answered.
“Time?” asked Love. “But why did Time help me?”
Knowledge smiled with deep wisdom and answered, “Becauseonly Time is capable of understanding how valuable Love is.”

用Apache重写规则配置虚拟二级域名

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A记录域名解析

作用:
在用户注册后提供类似于 username.yemaosheng.com 之类的二级域名服务
步骤:
首先要去你注册域名的网站的域名管理面板中配置你的域名为泛域名解析(不是每个域名服务商都提供泛域名解析。我的域名是万网注册的,有这个服务)。
具体配置示例如下(图):

比如你有个叫yemaosheng.com的域名,则,在你的域名管理面板中添加一条A记录,记录的RR值配置为通配符(星号*),这样,完整的记录就是 *.yemaosheng.com ,指向你的服务器所在的IP。
然后对服务器上的Apache配置如下(注:QQ空间将反斜杠显示为”\”) [read more]

二战时期英军的黑色幽默

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  二战时期,德军在被占领的荷兰修建了一个假机场,由此引出了一个故事,长期以来它成为盟军老飞行员们的一个笑话。德军精心修建的“机场”机乎全是用木头建造的。有木飞机棚、木油罐、木炮台、木卡车和木飞机。德军这个假机场修了很久,因此盟军的照片专家们对它进行观察和报告的时间绰绰有余,调查得彻头彻尾。
  德军假机场的竣工日终于到来,最后一块木板钉好了。喜欢黑色幽默的英国人决定跟德军开个玩笑。第二天,一大早,一架孤零零的英国皇家空军飞机穿越英吉利海峡,向德军的这个刚刚竣工的木制机场低飞过来,在机场上空盘旋一圈后,英军飞行员从容地扔下一颗巨大的木制炸弹。

福尔莫斯和华生

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话说有一天,福尔莫斯和华生去探险。
他们在繁星之下搭建了帐篷。
半夜,福尔莫斯忽然对华生说:“你对眼前的星星,有何感想?”
华生说:“我眼前有这么多星星,可能有一颗和我们地球一样,有生命存在,如果有……”
“你个蠢猪,”福尔莫斯说道:“你不觉得我们的帐篷被人偷了吗?”